Wednesday, February 25, 2009

kimie....

while having dinner wit my mom...she told me a story that she heard when she was in Batu Pahat...

its about her uncle(my atok punye adek yg belah singapore) n her nephew(kimie 5 years old)

CONVERSATION between

tok dom: T

kimie:K

T:kimie..

K:ye caye...

T:atok x nk sunatkn kimieee kalau kimie x qaltam al quran...

K:ok...

while in mosque, right after they just finished praying...this little boy heard a man reciting the quran

K:atok

T:ye

K:atok...owang 2 x sunat lagi ea??sebab die bace quran...

T:....

~kids...always cheer up the day~

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

dREAmiNG a.k.a MaMai

time:5.00

location:in my room

me:on my bed

5.00am>my nokia 5320 express music alarmed me....

like always,after the phone irritated me... i immediatly call my fren (amaad)

CONVERSATION between

toyib:T

oprerator:O

amad:A

the first called
O:tuuuut tuuuut tuuuut...(no answer)

the second call

(.....)=that should be answered

T:ooo(ello)

A:ooo(ello)

T:limeee (its 5am.)

A:aaa(huh?)

T:aaaa(huh?)...lime(its 5am)

A:arrr(ok)

T:aaa(huh?)

A:tuuuuut(thanks)...end of call...

i learnt from him that morning was
>tuuuuuut< means thanks...(only when he mamai)

(kalau x mamai.....MAD JAGE KO)



Sunday, February 15, 2009

amad ooo amad

...sumenye berlaku wak2 nk g keje....pagi lagi tuh...
...amad ni member baek aq...die start keje ngan makcik aq 10 aribulan...
senag cite aq pon keje ngan mak cik aq n satu tmpt keje ngan amad....(pham kn?)
...die ade satu masalah jew....susah nk bgn pagi...
...jadi aq deal ngan die...aq kjotkn die kol 5 pagi...n die msti bangon...

alkisah satu ari nie..x beberape lame mase ari 2 la...citernye begini....

malam sebelom kejadian..aq nmpk myspace amad online..wak2 2 dah kol 12....mlm 2...(ade yg x bleh bgn pgi)

aq pon plek la...nape mamat ni x tido lgi....so aq comment die...
tunggu punye tunggu...lame benor die x balas myspace aq...aq pon ngorok la...
(aq tido kol bape pon x kesh sbb aq sng bgn pagi KOT)

teeetttteeeeeettttetttttttetttttt(alarm nokia 5320 xpress aq berbunyi)
maka start la ari baru iaitu ari sabtu....aq keje....
dah mcm biase la...aq kejotkn si amad nih....(call die la)....
aq bgn je tros aq call die....wak2 2 dah kol 5....
aq kol....tpi xde respon....aq tekejot gak....
aq call lgi....xde respon gak....
aq call lgi....same jew...nih dah masok kali ke 6 aq call....
....agknye die x sedar lagi....xpe2.....aq g mandi dlu....

mcm yg lepas...wak2 first day die keje ngan aq...aq kol die dlm kol 5.30....bru la die sdr...

so....aq pon g mandi la dlu.....
agk2 dlm 15 minit aq siap mandi...kuar toilet tros msok blik...
aq keep calling him....sambil2 pki bju....(call gne loudspeaker)
x dpt lagi....aq tekejot gak dak nih....die x g keje mmg x bleh jdi...
aq keep trying n trying n trying..
....
aq siapkn brg aq sume yg nk bwk g keje bwk la ke pintu dpn.....
sambil aq siap,tangan sebelah aq mengemas n sebelah lagi call amad(masih call lagi nih)
dalam kol 5.45 aq tunggu la mak cik aq tok pick up aq...
dan..korang dah tau nye...aq keeep calling my bertuah punye kawan.....
aq loudspeaker kn...
call punye call...aq pon telelap sekejap.....

tepat kol 6....mak cik aq pon sampai...so aq pon stop kol die....
dlm van 2 makcik aq tgh bebual ngan worker die psl umah kat spore....
....dlm mase 3 minit lps aku naek van...AMAD CALL...

this conversatin melibatkn...

toyib:T
amad:A

T:ALLOW(perbualn mak cik aq dlm van terdiam)
A:weh arep...mak cik ko bah amek lom...
T:dah doh....aq dah naek van nih....ko bru bgon pe..
A:eh mcm mne nih...ko dah kat ne...
T:aq dah kuar tmn...dah nk smpi dah umah ko....ala ko siapkn baju ko..n mandi jew kat sne....
A:k k...

....smpi je kat jalan kat dpn umah amad,aq tron van....aq ckp ngan mak cik aq nk g umh die.....
aq tye mak cik aq,umah amad kat mne?....mak cik aq ckp kat corner umah ke 3...
aq pe lagi....berlari ar ke umah die....walaupon aq x tau umah die...
smpi satu corner aq nampak semak n ade jln lepas semak 2....tpi aq x lalu...takot ade longkang ke ape kan....
aq teros je la...msk corner lagi sa2...belok kire(sambil berlari)...
tetibe jew aq perasan sumething......umah kat corner 2 gelap jew....UMAH KOSONG LA.....x bergate lak 2......
..aq ape lagi...jeling2 umah 2....TATOT giler....aq check umah ketige lepas corner 2....x kn la umah amad..kecik jew....so aq tros lagi....
aq dgr bunnyi rantai..."wof" "wof"...alamak dog plak...tpi slmt kat dlm umah...(kalau yg kat luar umah???)

aq smpi kat satu corner lgi...LEFT or RIGHT...so aq g right...(patotnyer g left...)sbb aq x tau...
aq tros lgi....aq nmpk balai rye(dah jaouh ke dalam nih)...
aq teringat amad ckp umah die nmpk dri jalan besar(which is yg mak cik aq stop van)
pe lagi...aq patah blek la....on the way bunyi rantai lgi banyk...bunyi "woff" "woff" pon bertambh...ku lajukn pegerakan ku....

...aq teringat umah kosong....darah takot aq mule naek....smpi kat corner 2 aq jln tnpa menjeling2 ke arah umah 2...

dan aq tros menghala ke van mak cik aq....smpi kat semak tadi aq nmpk org lallu kat c2...

tengok2...eh amad(kalau aq tau....aq lalu sne tdi....)
....ckrg amad berade di belakang aq,dah kiteorang menghala laju ke van itu....

aq jeling ke amad

T:mad ko pki seluar pendek?
A:aq bru bgon tido la....aq mandi sne...
T:owh...aq sesat smpi kat balai rye ko tau x....cri umah ko pye psl....dah la jmpe umah kosong...dan dog yg mencabar keberanian aq...
A:umah aq tu hah...

smpi kat tmpt keje.....mad tros g blik air n tros mandi...
aq pon siapkn makanan tok d masak...
aq ke blik air n amad pon kuar...

T:mad aq kol ko dri 5 pagi ko tau x?....ko ni biar tol...
A:nset aq kene hempap ar....kat bawah bontot aq....(smbil memasokkn baju bucuknye ke dlm bag)
T:patot la...bape byk misscalled kat nest ko?
A:31(dengan nada suarenye yg relax)
T:31??!!!...byk 2...

amad ooo amad....slmtlah ko bangon....