- Meow occasionally.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
- Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
- Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- Ask, "Did you feel that?"
- Tell people that you can see their aura.
- Lean against the button panel.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator
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