Saturday, January 2, 2010

Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

  1. Meow occasionally.
  2. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
  3. Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
  4. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
  5. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
  6. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
  7. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
  8. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
  9. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
  10. Tell people that you can see their aura.
  11. Lean against the button panel.
try it your self..